Chocolate Math

1. Pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate.

2. Multiply this number by 2.

3. Add 5.

4. Multiply that number by 50.

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1760. If you haven't had your birthday this year add 1759.

6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.

7. You should have a three-digit number. The first digit of this figure is your original number (how many times you want to eat chocolate per week). The next two numers are YOUR AGE!!!


"After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. " ~Emily Luchetti